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Crawling through life one bad decision at at a time

SSBBW (46) looking for Male Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

In English, cat, hat, In French, chat, chapeau.
It really is quite obvious, don't you know.
In English, cat, hat. In French, chat, chapeau.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, here we go.

I repeat, cat, hat, In French, chat, chapeau.
In Spanish, el gato in a sombrero.
He's a cat in a hat, he's a chat in a chapeau.
He also is a gato in a sombrero.
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole-o.

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Appearance

EthnicityMixed Race
National heritageGerman
BuildVoluptuous
Height5' 6" (168 cm)
Eye ColorHazel
Hair ColorSilver
Hair LengthNeck length
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenTwo
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationFriends come over often
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat, Dog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyAdministrative / Management
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleDirector of Operations

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries
Favorite movies typesComedy, Documentary, Animation, Thriller, Adult
Music typesRap, Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Soul, Punk
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Reference, Poetry
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Playing cards, Gambling, Shopping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorStrange
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Nerd
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryHuman sacrifice

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionPagan
Goal in lifeTo find the polar opposite of a barrel of monkeys.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Oddities, Wit
Look for in a partnerI like a man who breathes.