Well, let's see. I am in the Health Care field, and going to school to become a Respiratory Therapist. I love spending time with family and friends, and attribute my quick wit and ball busting ability to the many gatherings we have and the banter we share. I can be a bit foul mouthed pirate at times, however, I know when is the appropriate time to be inappropriate. I usually save the pirate mouth for church functions, school volunteering, and bingo night at the old folks home, I am a lady, after-all. :) I find racist jokes funny, and can take as well as I can dish it out, when it comes to razzing!
I am very eclectic when it comes to my interests; I enjoy working out, daily, I do Insanity in the A.M., Focus T25 in the afternoon, and walk in the evening. I am a performing arts and musical NERD!! I can jam out like no other to most any musical while on the treadmill, or while cleaning, yeah it is that bad. I, also, like to see musicals when they come to town, or to the Valley. I do like to shoot a game of pool now and then, although it seems I am not good at it, well not sober at least! I do like to partake in a few drinks now and then, can never turn down a Whiskey Sour, or Sailor Jerry and Cherry Dr. Pepper (put that in your pocket and pull it out when necessary) I like Seinfeld, and can find AT LEAST one situation in daily life can be related to an episode, what would be awesome, is if you speak or at least understand fluent Seinfeldian!
I have no children however, I am not against dating someone with children, as long as there is NO drama over them with the ex, and being that most women thrive on drama, where does that leave us if you have kids? As you can tell I DO NOT DO DRAMA!
I have a few piercings, and even more tattoos, with more in the works, so if female ink is unattractive to you, then you're missing out, because I SO ROCK!
I think that is me in short form, if you would like to know more, you may ask anything, and I will answer what I want to!
Oh, be forewarned; I am not shy to speak my mind, or call you out, so please have thick skin,with a dry, wicked, and twisted sense of humor, those will get you far!!!