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Feed me tacos and touch my butt

How would I describe myself? I am intelligent, independent, flirtatious, and a bit of a class clown. Humor is and always has been a driving force in my life. It's not that I don't take myself or my life, seriously, it's just that I learned a long time ago life brings enough drama to your plate, on it's own. There is some positivity in every situation, if you just look for it. I find humor in nearly everything.

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My Cat(s)

Does your cat live indoors or outdoors?Both
What is your cat's name?Foster.
Do you have other pets beside cat?No
Do you have more than one cat?No
What breed is your cat?I have no clue. He was neglected by a neighbor, he showed up, and I fed him. He keeps coming back.
What gender is your cat?Male
Do you take your cat with you when you go on vacation?No
Is it necessary that your partner also have a cat?No
Where did you get your cat from?Other

My Video Gaming Preferences

I playOther
I play onPC, Mobile
My favourite games areSpades Plus and Criminal Case

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildBBW/BHM
Height5' 4" (163 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthVery long
Best featureEyes
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Have PetsCat

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyAdministrative / Management
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleManager

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, Reality shows
Favorite TV showsGame of Thrones, OISTNB
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Thriller, Adult
Favorite moviesTombstone, Love Song for Bobby Long, Talladega Nights
Music typesCountry, Rock, Pop
Favorite artistsMiranda Lambert, Sublime, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Poetry
Favorite booksOff Magazine Street by Everett Capps
Idea of funI drink, socially, bars, darts, hanging out and talking
HobbiesReading, Learning, Music, TV, Internet, Games, Dining, Theater

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFlirtatious
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorRaunchy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Staying at home, The movies, Drinking, Playing dress-up, TV
Always wanted to tryPainting

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionSpiritualist
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeLearn, experience, and live life. I am a "take control" kind of person. Change is an inevitable part of life, but I prefer to choose my options in life, rather than to just let life "happen" to me. I believe in making plans and executing them to the fullest, but life has its own ideas, sometimes, so happiness is my ultimate goal.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Boldness, Wit
Look for in a partnerI don't really "look" for anything specific. I approach each person I meet as a new opportunity to learn and grow. I like to get to know you, then decide how we fit in each other's lives. I believe that too many people try to force relationships by applying a preconceived notion or idea of what they think their ideal partner should be. Dating is not a "build a bitch" workshop.
On the first dateA perfect first date for me would be a nice quiet dinner at a Mexican restaurant, preferably, because Mexican food is my favorite, but I'm flexible. Either that or drinks or dinner in a small cafe or bar, where it's quiet and we can talk.